Archive for February 24th, 2010|Daily archive page

Sorry, Ambrosia. You’ve been De-Throned.

In Food on 02/24/2010 at 10:27 am

Ode to Cotton Candy

The reason I brave the grounds at the rodeo,

between the fried Twinkies and sugary dough.

Minimal clean up, unless you eat with your face

It’s hard to maintain a ladylike pace.

You’re delicious, novel and cheap,

a carnal delight, my pleasure to reap.

Only pink is an acceptable flavor,

others appreciated purely by ravers.

Allison brings me this treat time to time

which gets shared with no one because its Mine, all Mine!

Thank you.

“Proof it just never gets old” potential fact: 80% of all pictures on the internet are of naked women.