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Ready, Set, Honky Tonk!

In Honky Tonk on 01/20/2010 at 4:13 pm

Etiquette in a crowded honky tonk goes a long way and is appreciated by most.  Here are some guidelines.

1.       Take a sip out of your mixed drink before pushing your way through the crowd.  I don’t want to smell like Jack and Coke unless that’s what I’m drinking.

2.       Don’t stop when walking through a crowd unless that’s where you want to stand.  Checking on your friends behind you can cause a major traffic jam.

3.       Avoid commenting to by-standers how crowded it is.  Duh.

4.       No stepping backwards.  Ouch.

5.       Saying ‘Excuse me’ won’t kill you.  I promise.

6.       Men: it is not acceptable to pinch, caress or brush a woman’s tushie unless you are dating or married to her.

7.       Women: it is completely acceptable to pinch, caress or brush a man’s heiny if you want his attention.

8.       Avoid taking group pictures unless you want someone in the background mid-sentence or picking their nose.

9.      Watch your extras.  I’ve been whacked countless times by giant purses.

10.   Order as much of your beverage of choice as legally possible every time you go to the bar.

Trivia of the meow: Napoleon,  Julius Caesar and Henry II suffered from ailurophobia, the fear of cats.

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